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Allow me to introduce myself...

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My name is Sarah Euphemia Seeley. I pride myself on being a little taller than the average mummified ancient Egyptian, and a little less dead at the moment. Besides being very pleased with myself that I am, in fact, not dead, I occasionally get a kick out of my ability to

am a little probably a little crazy,